WOODCARVERS WIFE DRAWS THE LINE
It's nice to see you relax in the shade
While the wooden chips dance from your blade.
You can carve in my kitchen or in front of the TV
As long as you don't leave the clean-up to me.
You can whittle as you bathe or sit and make a stink,
As long as your wood chips don't plug up the sink.
But I am telling you now. This is how it is going to be:
You are not going to whittle in this bed with me!
Jim Kelley
